PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

February 2017 Edition

HAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY TO THE PARCEL OF TERROR!


The February 2017 edition starts two new series in the Parcel of Terror! First, our magnets will be switching to more of an “open format” as far as subject goes. This will allow for more variation and variety in what will be offered in each box. (I’ve got an eclectic line-up planned!) Secondly, for our wall plaques, 2017 will be the year of Poe! Each plaque will feature a design inspired by one of the stories or poems by the Master of the Macabre, Edgar Allan Poe.

On a side note, I just want to say “Thank You” to each and every one of you. Whether you’re a new subscriber or have been with us from the beginning, you folks really are the best and I look forward to bringing many more years worth or ghoulish enjoyment to your doorstep!

The February 2017 edition includes :

  • “The Thing” Magnet- “I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is.” The shape-shifting alien creature from the legendary 1982 film, The Thing directed by John Carpenter. Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted.

  • “Masque of the Red Death” Wall Plaque- “The “Red Death” had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous.” The first in our series of Poe plaques depicts the face of death itself and the folly of man’s arrogance. Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted in a faux bronze finish. Comes ready to display with attached metal latch.

  • “Freddy Krueger” Paper Doll- With as many movies as Freddy has appeared in, he’s gathered a lot of different accessories and appendages. Choose you’re favorite version of Freddy with this paper doll by Cryptocurium guest artist Mike Bukowski. Printed on high quality glossy cardstock

  • “Dream Warriors” Sticker- A recreation of the poster art from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors in sticker form. High quality pearl finish vinyl sticker.

  • “Silence is Golden”- A page from the Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows which forms part of an infernal riddle. As seen in the Polanski film, “The Ninth Gate”. Printed on high-quality parchment.

ALSO INCLUDES ONE MYSTERY ITEM!

 

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!

 

Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” ships the last week of every month.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

September 30th is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Exclusive Lovecraftian items will be offered in most of the boxes.

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Tuesday, January 31st

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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February 2015

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March 2015

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April 2015

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May 2015

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June 2015

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July 2015

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August 2015

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September 2015

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October 2015 “Mystery Edition”

 

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November 2015

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“December 2015 – Vampire Mystery Edition”

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January 2016

 

Freddy Group 1

February 2016- Nightmare on Elm Street

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March 2016

 

Parcel of Terror April

April 2016- Mystery Edition

 

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May 2016

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June 2016 “Creepshow”

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July 2016

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August 2016

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September 2016 “TRICK” Mystery Box 1

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October 2016 “TREAT” Mystery Box 2

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November 2016

December 2016 “Holiday of Horrors”

January 2016