PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX
Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!
We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!
June 2016 EditionThe June 2016 Edition of the Parcel of Terror is a tribute to “Creepshow”!
This month includes:
“Crate Monster” Wall Plaque/Magnet– “Just tell it to call you Billie!” More affectionately known as “Fluffy”, this creature is all that remains of a long and purposely forgotten expedition to the arctic.
“Fluffy” is our largest single resin piece to be included in the Parcel of Terror thus far, measuring in at 6 ” long! Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted in bright comic book colors. Comes ready to hang or display with attached metal latch and heavy duty magnets.
“Father’s Day” Print– “Where’s my cake, Bedelia!” Cryptocurium guest illustrator Sam Heimer brings us the pastry craving, revenge seeking corpse of Nathan Grantham. Printed on high quality creme cardstock. Measures 5″ x 7″
See more of Sam’s work at www.samheimer.wordpress.com
“The Creep” Pin– The host of the “Creepshow” comic book! Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted in a ghoulish green metallic finish. Measures 2.25″
“Lunkhead” Print– “Holy Old Jesus!” The bumbling farmer whose bad luck just never seems to run out! Brought to you by Cryptocurium guest illustrator Mike Bukowski. Printed on high quality creme cardstock. Measures 5″ x 7″
See more of Mike’s work at www.yog-blogsoth.blogspot.com
“Hold Your Breath” Sticker– “I’m going to get you, Richard!” A comic book style sticker of the doomed lovers who sought revenge from beyond the grave. High quality pearl finish sticker printed by Two Crows Printing. Measure 4″ x 3″
*TWO MYSTERY ITEMS* – No Spoilers! Each Parcel of Terror includes two mystery items inspired by Creepshow!
The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!
Awesome! How do I subscribe?
Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!
How much is it per month and how does the billing work?
Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)
When will my Parcel of Terror ship?
The “Parcel of Terror” will ship towards the end of every month, usually around the 23rd.
When is the deadline to subscribe?
May 31st is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.
Will I be able to cancel?
Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at firstname.lastname@example.org
Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!
Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?
To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.
You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?
T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!
I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?
Absolutely! Exclusive Lovecraftian items will be offered in most of the boxes.
Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?
Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!
Deadline to subscribe is Tuesday, May 31st
$35 per month (includes shipping)
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