PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

 The June edition starts a series of mystery items that will be included in each box. The mystery items are taking the place of candy until the fall when it will be safe to ship again without the fear of melting. You can look forward to the return of candy in the super special October “Halloween” edition!

The mystery items also serve a second purpose in fulfilling the requests of many folks who wanted an element of surprise in each Parcel of Terror. Because of my promise to divulge all of the contents of each box I couldn’t possibly do an undisclosed edition of the Parcel, so I hope the one mystery item is a worthy substitute.

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This month’s Parcel of Terror includes:

  • “At the Mountains of Madness” Wall Plaque (Fragment 1)– Something new for our fifth Lovecraftian Wall Plaque. From Lovecraft’s epic tale, At the Mountains of Madness an Elder Thing can be seen battling…..something! Complete the artifact to see the horrific scene!

    This is one of a two part interlocking artifact that can be hung separately or together. Fragment 2 will be included in the July Parcel of Terror.  Cast in solid resin with an imitation stone finish (3.25″ x 4″) ATMOM hidden

  • Dracula Sticker – A high quality pearl finish die cut sticker of Dracula from the classic Universal Monster film. Produced from original artwork (9.5 mil/240 gsm) (4” x 3)

  • “Winifred Sanderson” Spell Book Page– A recreation of a page torn from the grimoire of the eccentric Salem witch, Winifred Sanderson. Printed on high quality parchment paper. (5”x7”)

  • Chucky Magnet– “Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” The fifth in our serious of exclusive “slasher magnets” available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror. (3.5” x 2.5”)

  • “Jigsaw Piece of Flesh” Pin– The “Jigsaw Killer” would carve jigsaw shaped pieces of flesh from the bodies of  victims that failed his test. This was meant to represent the piece of the “human puzzle” each victim was missing. Cast in solid resin (1.5″ x 1.25″)

  • MYSTERY ITEM– No spoilers! Every box will contain the same mystery item.

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US and Canada ONLY!

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Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You don’t need to have a Paypal account to sign up, just a credit card.

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” will ship the first Friday of every month unless there is a postal holiday in which case it will ship the following Monday.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

April 24th is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US and Canada?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt in August!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Each month will have an exclusive “Lovecraftian Monster Wall Plaque” starting with Cthulhu. They will not be offered anywhere else!

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Friday, May 29th

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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