PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

We’ve decided to fully divulge the contents of each Parcel of terror from here on out. Why? Because we want to be upfront with you about what will be included in each box. It seems that some other subscription boxes really take advantage of folks, filling their boxes with cheesy and low quality items. That’s just not our style! We take pride in the items that we produce and want you to know what you can expect!

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This month’s Parcel of Terror includes:

  • “The Coulour Out of Space” Wall Plaque- The third in our series of Lovecraftian Monster Wall Plaques! This month’s plaque focuses on what Lovecraft considered to be his greatest story. A creature that human beings can barely perceive inflicts a cosmic malady upon an unwitting rural New England farmer and his family. The “Colour” can be seen rising from the well of the Gardner family’s farm under a starry, meteor-streaked sky where “the hills rise wild west of Arkham”. Cast in solid resin and painted in a wood and metallic purple finish. (3.5″ x 5.25″)

  • Wolfman Sticker - A high quality pearl finish die cut sticker of the Wolfman from the classic Universal Monster film. Produced from original artwork (9.5 mil/240 gsm) (4” x 3)

  • “The Tools of the Trade” Print- Everything that is needed for dispatching of the undead can be found in this linocut print of a vampire hunter’s kit! Hand printed on high quality red cardstock and individually signed and numbered. (4”x6”)

  • Leatherface Magnet- “Graverobbing in Texas is this hour’s top news story.” The third in our serious of exclusive “slasher magnets” available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror. (3.5” x 2.5”)

  • “Jodie” Lollipop- You’ll squeal with delight as you devour the spectral pig that tormented the Lutz family in the 1979 classic, “The Amityville Horror”. Handmade with blue and red chocolate from original molds.

  • “The Grady Twins” T-Shirt- The first t-shirt from the Parcel of Terror! Come play with the Grady Twins from Kubrick’s cinematic masterpiece, “The Shining”.

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US and Canada ONLY!

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Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You don’t need to have a Paypal account to sign up, just a credit card.

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” will ship the first Friday of every month unless there is a postal holiday in which case it will ship the following Monday.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

March 20th is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US and Canada?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the first one in April!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Each month will have an exclusive “Lovecraftian Monster Wall Plaque” starting with Cthulhu. They will not be offered anywhere else!

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Friday, March 20th

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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