PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

February 2016 Edition

Freddy Group 1

The February edition of the Parcel of Terror is “A Nightmare on Elm Street” themed box!

This month includes:

  • “Soul Pizza” Wall Plaque– “I love soul food.” As seen in Part 4: The Dream Master. Freddy’s victim’s souls can  be seen trapped as horrific toppings on this hellish pizza! Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted. Comes ready to hang with attached metal latch. (3.75″)

  • “8-Bit Freddy” Sticker– A high quality pearl finish die-cut sticker of Freddy as he appears in the 1990 NES game from LJN. Produced from original artwork. Printed by Two Crows Printing (3″x 4″)

  • “New Nightmare Freddy” Slasher Magnet– “Miss me?” The darker and more visceral manifestation of Freddy Krueger from Wes Craven’s 1994 film “New Nightmare”.  13th in our series of exclusive Slasher Magnets available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror. Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted. (2.75″ x 3″)

  • “Snake Freddy” Pin– Freddy’s serpentine form from Part 3: The Dream Warriors. Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted. Comes ready to wear with attached pin back. (2″ x 1.25″)

  • *3 MYSTERY ITEMS!*– Includes three nightmarish mystery items created by three special guest contributors specifically for this edition of the Parcel of Terror!

Freddy Group 2

Freddy magnet 2

Freddy pizza

Freddy snake

 

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!

 

Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” will ship towards the end of every month, usually around the 23rd.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

January 31st is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Exclusive Lovecraftian items will be offered in most of the boxes.

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Sunday, January 31st

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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March 2015

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May 2015

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June 2015

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July 2015

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August 2015

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September 2015

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October 2015 “Mystery Edition”

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November 2015

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“December 2015 – Vampire Mystery Edition”