PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

 The July edition continues the series of mystery items that will be included in each box. The mystery items are taking the place of candy until the fall when it will be safe to ship again without the fear of melting. You can look forward to the return of candy in the super special October “Halloween” edition!

 

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This month’s Parcel of Terror includes:

  • “The Haunter of the Dark” Wall Plaque –  Inspired by Lovecraft’s final story, this broken artifact depicts the titular creature grasping for the mysterious Shining Trapezohedron. (5″ x 3.5″)

  • The Mummy Sticker – A high quality pearl finish die cut sticker of the Mummy from the classic Universal film. Produced from original artwork (9.5 mil/240 gsm) (4” x 3″) Printed by Two Crows Printing

  • Anatomical Brain Keychain– Give your keyring or bag some extra brain power! (1.5″ x 2″)

  • “Ghostface” Magnet– “What’s your favorite scary movie?” The seventh in our series of exclusive “slasher magnets”. Available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror. (3.25” x 2”)

  • “Cthulhu Idol” Linocut Print–  Guarded jealously by frightful sea raiders and worshiped by murderous swamp cultists, the Cthulhu Idol is perhaps the most coveted of Mythos artifacts. Brought to Earth aeons ago by Great Cthulhu himself, this relic of the Old Ones has been recreated faithfully to the description from the classic H.P. Lovecraft tale, “The Call of Cthulhu”.

    Printed on high quality green cardstock and individually signed and numbered. (5″ x 7″)

  • MYSTERY ITEM– No spoilers! Each box contains the same mystery item.

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US and Canada ONLY!

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Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You don’t need to have a Paypal account to sign up, just a credit card.

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” will ship in the middle of every month, usually by the 15th.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

July 31st is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US and Canada?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Each month will have an exclusive “Lovecraftian Wall Plaque” starting with Cthulhu. They will not be offered anywhere else!

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Friday, July 31st

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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