PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

 Since May is the month of Mother’s Day we thought it would be fun to do a themed box honoring the “Ladies of Horror”! This was a bit of a challenge but I think you’ll all be pleased with the results!

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This month’s Parcel of Terror includes:

  • “The Dreams in the Witch House” Wall Plaque- The fourth in our series of Lovecraftian wall plaques. Depicted is the inter-dimensional witch, Keziah Mason in her bizarrely angled room in the attic of the “Witch House”. Esoteric symbols  surround the witch and her demonic man-faced rat familiar “Brown Jenkin” can be seen perched on her shoulder. Cast in solid resin and painted in a wood and pewter finish. (3.5″ x 5.25″)

  • Bride of Frankenstein Sticker - A high quality pearl finish die cut sticker of the Bride of Frankenstein from the classic Universal Monster film. Produced from original artwork (9.5 mil/240 gsm) (4” x 3)

  • “Medusa” Print- A linocut of the severed head of the infamous gorgon with the petrifying stare! Hand printed on high quality green cardstock and individually signed and numbered. (5”x7”)

  • Samara Morgan Magnet- “She never sleeps….” The fourth in our serious of exclusive “slasher magnets” available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror. (3.5” x 2.5”)

  • Heart of Darkness- A solid dark chocolate anatomical heart that will please even the most ghoulish of creatures! Handmade dark chocolate cast in original molds.

  • “The Amulet of Coffin Rock”- “Discovered in 1886 at the site of the “Coffin Rock Massacre” in Burkitsville, Maryland.”  Inspired by events from the film “The Blair Witch Project”. Hand cast in solid resin and comes ready to wear or hang with a jutte cord. (Measures 3.5″ x 4.5″)

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US and Canada ONLY!

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Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You don’t need to have a Paypal account to sign up, just a credit card.

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” will ship the first Friday of every month unless there is a postal holiday in which case it will ship the following Monday.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

April 24th is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US and Canada?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt in August!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Each month will have an exclusive “Lovecraftian Monster Wall Plaque” starting with Cthulhu. They will not be offered anywhere else!

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Friday, April 24th

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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