PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX
Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!
We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!
The September edition begins the Halloween season here at Cryptocurium! For the months of September and October, instead of a Mystery Item, the five hidden “Bloody Jacks” will earn the finder a special Halloween themed “Trick or Treat” prize. Keep your eyes peeled!
This month’s Parcel of Terror includes:
“Yog-Sothoth” Wall Plaque – “Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.”
The eighth in our series of Lovecraftian wall plaques depicts the mighty and mysterious Yog-Sothoth floating above Sentinel Hill. Inspired by the Lovecraft tale “The Dunwich Horror”. Hand cast in solid resin with a faux wood and metallic green finish. (4″ across)
The Phantom of the Opera Sticker – A high quality pearl finish die cut sticker of the Phantom from the classic Universal film. Produced from original artwork (9.5 mil/240 gsm) (4” x 3″) Printed by Two Crows Printing
Anti-Werewolf Charm and Wolfsbane Vial– “Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.”
Have you been feeling peculiar when the moon is full? Perhaps you’ve developed an inhuman blood lust? These are all symptoms of the onset of Lycanthropy! But fear not! Wearing this silver anti-werewolf charm nightly will keep the beast at bay and as a last resort the vial of wolfsbane may be ingested to banish the demon wolf entirely!
Anti-Werewolf Charm is cast in solid resin with a faux silver finish and comes ready to wear or hang on a black twine cord. (1″ x 2″).
Wolfsbane Vial contains authentic dried wolfsbane and has been individually labeled and sealed with a cork and red sealing wax. (Bottle measures 2″ tall)
“Sam” Magnet– “Always check your candy!” The eighth in our series of exclusive “slasher magnets” depicts the child-like embodiment of the spirit of Halloween. Available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror. (3.25” x 2”)\
“Nosferatu” Print– The frightful Count Orlok can be seen in all his vampiric glory in this print by Cryptocurium guest artist Brandon Zimmerman. Inspired by the influential 1922 film “Nosferatu” directed by F.W. Murnau.
Printed on high quality creme cardstock and individually signed. (5″ x 7″)
The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US and Canada ONLY!
Awesome! How do I subscribe?
Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!
How much is it per month and how does the billing work?
Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)
When will my Parcel of Terror ship?
The “Parcel of Terror” will ship towards the end of every month, usually around the 23rd.
When is the deadline to subscribe?
August 31st is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.
Will I be able to cancel?
Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at email@example.com
Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!
Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US and Canada?
To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.
You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?
T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!
I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?
Absolutely! Each month will have an exclusive “Lovecraftian Wall Plaque” starting with Cthulhu. They will not be offered anywhere else!
Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?
Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!
Deadline to subscribe is Monday, August 31st
$35 per month (includes shipping)
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