PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX
Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!
We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!
August 2016 Edition
This month includes:
“The Jersey Devil” Wall Plaque– The fifth in our series of Cryptozoology themed wall plaques depicts the 13th son of Mother Leeds and scourge of the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted in a metallic red finish. Comes ready to hang with attached metal latch. Measures 4″ x 3″
“The Babadook” Print– “Ba ba-ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK! Printed on high quality creme cardstock and individually signed and numbered. Measures 6″ x 6”
“The Wolfman” Magnet – The fifth in our series of classic era monster magnets inspired by the Universal Films. Available ONLY through the Parcel of Terror! Cast in solid resin and individually hand painted in a “silver screen” black and white finish.
“The Burning” Movie Poster Sticker– A recreation of the poster art from the 1981 slasher masterpiece. High quality pearl finish sticker printed by Two Crows Printing. Measure 4″ x 3″
*MYSTERY ITEM*– NO SPOILERS! Each box contains one identical mystery item!
The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!
Awesome! How do I subscribe?
Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!
How much is it per month and how does the billing work?
Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)
When will my Parcel of Terror ship?
The “Parcel of Terror” will ship towards the end of every month, usually around the 23rd.
When is the deadline to subscribe?
July 31st is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.
Will I be able to cancel?
Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at email@example.com
Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!
Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?
To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.
You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?
T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!
I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?
Absolutely! Exclusive Lovecraftian items will be offered in most of the boxes.
Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?
Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!
Deadline to subscribe is Sunday, July 31st
$35 per month (includes shipping)
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