PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX
Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!
We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!
December 2016 Edition
“It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas though they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind.” – H.P. Lovecraft
For the holidays this year we focus on the darker aspects of the season to bring you the “Holiday of Horrors” Mystery Box. This is a celebration of the coldest time of the year and the fear that lurks just beyond the twinkling lights….
A few hints of what you can expect:
Christmas themed sculptures inspired by the legends and lore of the Yuletide
Horrific custom artwork by guest creators
The “Holiday of Horrors” box is in response to numerous requests from our customers to do a Christmas themed mystery box. Thanks so much for the suggestions!
The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!
Awesome! How do I subscribe?
Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!
How much is it per month and how does the billing work?
Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)
When will my Parcel of Terror ship?
The “Parcel of Terror” ships the last week of every month.
When is the deadline to subscribe?
September 30th is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.
Will I be able to cancel?
Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at email@example.com
Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!
Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?
To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.
You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?
T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the next shirt soon!
I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?
Absolutely! Exclusive Lovecraftian items will be offered in most of the boxes.
Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?
Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!
Deadline to subscribe is Friday, September 3oth
$35 per month (includes shipping)
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