PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

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Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from other monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

For this inaugural month of the “Parcel of Terror” we’re giving a full disclosure of all the items that will be included. Starting next month the items included will be kept largely a secret but a few spoilers may slip out though!

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This month’s Parcel of Terror includes:

  • Cthulhu Wall Plaque- This is the first in a series of Lovecraftian monster wall plaques that will only be available through the “Parcel of Terror”! Of course we decided to start with the Great Old One himself! (3.5″ x 5.25″)

  • Gummy Alien Egg- The return of candies from Cryptocurium! Gnosh on this kiwi flavored Xenomorph egg as you peruse your box of awesomeness!

  • Slenderman Print- A frameable linocut of the creepiest denizen of the internet. Hand printed on high quality cardstock and individually signed and numbered. Yes, the static noise you hear is totally normal! (4.5″ x 6″)

  • Jason Voorhees Magnet- Everyone’s favorite machete wielding lunatic fresh from the bottom of Crystal Lake! This is the first in a series of “Slasher Magnets” available only through the “Parcel of Terror”. (2.5″ x 3″)

  • Anatomical Heart Keychain- Because it’s February! (1.5″ x 2″)

  • Bloody Skull Pin- A gory death’s head to adorn your favorite garment! (1.75 x 1.5)

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US and Canada ONLY!

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Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You don’t need to have a Paypal account to sign up, just a credit card.

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $35 total. You’ll be billed $35 immediately when you purchase and then $35 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” will ship the first Friday of every month unless there is a postal holiday in which case it will ship the following Monday.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

January 30th is the deadline for this month. I will update the deadline for each month as we go.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at jm@cryptocurium.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US and Canada?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in 2014 and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

You ask for my t-shirt size during checkout but there’s no t-shirt in the picture this month. What’s the deal?

T-shirts will be included in a few of the boxes over the coming year. Look for the first one in April!

I’m really just in to your Lovecraft stuff. Will the “Parcel of Terror” be worth it for me?

Absolutely! Each month will have an exclusive “Lovecraftian Monster Wall Plaque” starting with Cthulhu. They will not be offered anywhere else!

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $25 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $35 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Friday, January 30th

$35 per month (includes shipping)


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