Cryptocurium is proud to present a new subscription service for folks who are fans of  limited edition figurines and toys! Cryptocasts is a “figure of the month” club where each month you’ll receive a new, exclusive figurine bagged and tagged with a custom topper!

Cryptocasts comes from my love of 80’s action figures, Japanese vinyl toys, oddball vending machine prizes and the random rubber monster finger puppet you’d find in the bottom of your trick or treat bag!

The figurines in this line will explore a wide variety of themes including: Halloween, Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos, 80’s Slashers, Cryptids and Folklore, Yokai, Classic Monsters and maybe even some Dinosaurs!

To set Cryptocasts apart from the other figurines we’ve offered, (i.e.- Jacklings, Monster-Minis, etc.) we’ve devised a new method of resin casting specifically for these figures. Each figurine will be cast in our signature “CRYPTOCAST” marbling technique that gives each one a slightly unique look from one another. Figurines in this line are also larger than our usual releases and will maintain a size of 3.5″ to 3.75″ each.


December 2020 – November 2021

A Season in Hell…

2020 has been a difficult year to say the least. The challenges presented could never have been foreseen and with that came the idea for what I am presenting here. What if instead of a month to month changing of themes for the Parcel of Terror and Cryptocasts, I explored a theme for an entire year? At the end of which you’d have a large, meticulously planned out collection of artwork that includes interconnecting illustrations, sculptures and other objet d’art that fully explores a concept.

I present to you “A Season in Hell”. A year-long descent into the abyss exploring the many depictions of Hell that have come to us through the centuries. Pulling inspiration from Milton, Dante, Barlowe, Dore and a slew of others, this project will be an artistic journey through the inferno and will be unlike anything offered by Cryptocurium before.

What can you expect? Well, in keeping with the theme, you won’t know what to expect! However, I can tell you that other than sculptures by yours truly I’ve also commissioned exclusive works by Sam Heimer and Brandon Zimmerman as well as “artifacts” retrieved from Hell iteself.

“A Season In Hell” is envisioned as a 12 part collection that is meant to be experienced in full. You don’t want to miss a month as each month’s shipment relates to the one before and after it!

This is an all encompassing project an will include both the Parcel of Terror and Cryptocasts!

Available until Monday, November 30th!

If you’d like to subscribe, please read the following, and then click the button at the bottom of this page!

1. Cryptocasts subscriptions are available in the United States ONLY. Sorry!

2. Subscriptions are handled via Paypal. If you don’t have an account, it’s very easy to make one!

3. Cryptocasts will be shipped to the address listed on your Paypal account. If you need to change your shipping address, or if you’d like for your Cryptocasts to be shipped to someone else, simply email me at

4. You will be automatically billed $25 every month. (Yes, that price includes shipping.) If you subscribe today, you’ll pay today, and then again in exactly one month. For as long as you remain subscribed, you’ll continue to receive Cryptocasts!

5. You can cancel at anytime. (You could subscribe today and cancel today!) If you cancel after you’ve already been charged for the following month’s Cryptocasts, you’ll of course receive it just the same as any current subscriber would. (You can cancel via Paypal, or by emailing me.)