PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

 

Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

February 2022 – June 2022

MONSTROUS MORNING MASCOTS

We’ve voyaged through Hell for over a year together, so we thought a lighthearted break was in need! Get ready for five months devoted to those nostalgic breakfast mascots we all know and love! This is a series of five exclusive figures along with five Cryptocasts we know you’re going to eat right up! *hint hint* 

Subscriptions will only be open until January 31st! That’s right, it’s an all or nothing situation this go around. After the 31st subscriptions will close and will not open until our next long theme begins in June of this year. This applies to cancellations as well. THERE WILL BE NO EXCEPTIONS!!

SUBSCRIPTIONS END MONDAY, JANUARY 31ST!

$40 per month (includes shipping)

 






I’d like to take a moment to say “Thank You” to each and every one of you. Whether you’re a new subscriber or have been with us from the beginning, you folks really are the best and I look forward to bringing many more years worth or ghoulish enjoyment to your doorstep!

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!

Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $40 total. You’ll be billed $40 immediately when you purchase and then $40 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” ships the last week of every month.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

Deadline to subscribe is the last day of every month.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at thecryptocurium@gmail.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in recent years and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $35 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $40 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!