PARCEL OF TERROR SUBSCRIPTION BOX

 

Prepare yourself to receive a “Parcel of Terror” every month containing an assortment of handmade items that represent the horror genre in all its forms. From Lovecraft to Slasher Flicks you can expect a wide diversity of ghoulish goodies in each box!

We separate ourselves from monthly subscription boxes by offering a truly exclusive experience. Everything is handmade specifically for the “Parcel of Terror” so you won’t be able to get this stuff anywhere else!

December 2020 – November 2021

A Season In Hell…

2020 has been a difficult year to say the least. The challenges presented could never have been foreseen and with that came the idea for what I am presenting here. What if instead of a month to month changing of themes for the Parcel of Terror and Cryptocasts, I explored a theme for an entire year? At the end of which you’d have a large, meticulously planned out collection of artwork that includes interconnecting illustrations, sculptures and other objet d’art that fully explores a concept.

I present to you “A Season in Hell”. A year-long descent into the abyss exploring the many depictions of Hell that have come to us through the centuries. Pulling inspiration from Milton, Dante, Barlowe, Dore and a slew of others, this project will be an artistic journey through the inferno and will be unlike anything offered by Cryptocurium before.

What can you expect? Well, in keeping with the theme, you won’t know what to expect! However, I can tell you that other than sculptures by yours truly I’ve also commissioned exclusive works by Sam Heimer and Brandon Zimmerman as well as “artifacts” retrieved from Hell iteself.

“A Season In Hell” is envisioned as a 12 part collection that is meant to be experienced in full. You don’t want to miss a month as each month’s shipment relates to the one before and after it!

This is an all encompassing project an will include both the Parcel of Terror and Cryptocasts!

Deadline to subscribe is Monday, November 30th

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I’d like to take a moment to say “Thank You” to each and every one of you. Whether you’re a new subscriber or have been with us from the beginning, you folks really are the best and I look forward to bringing many more years worth or ghoulish enjoyment to your doorstep!

The “Parcel of Terror” is available in the US ONLY!

Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to the Parcel of Terror. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each “Parcel of Terror” is $40 total. You’ll be billed $40 immediately when you purchase and then $40 every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will my Parcel of Terror ship?

The “Parcel of Terror” ships the last week of every month.

When is the deadline to subscribe?

Deadline to subscribe is the last day of every month.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at thecryptocurium@gmail.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is the “Parcel of Terror” only available in the US?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer the “Parcel of Terror” internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind to Cryptocurium in recent years and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.

Other subscription Box services are usually no more than $35 per month. Why is the “Parcel of Terror” $40 a month?

Because you’re receiving a box of handmade items painstakingly produced by me for you! Other subscription box services are simply purchasing items and putting them in a box, essentially. Cryptocurium is delivering a box of exclusive artwork to your door every month. The “Parcel of Terror” is a truly one of a kind experience!

Deadline to subscribe is Monday, November 30th!

$40 per month (includes shipping)

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