SLASHERS

A new figure subscription inspired by the classic slasher flicks of the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s!

SUBSCRIPTIONS NOW OPEN!

In American culture, the classic slashers of the late 70’s, 80’s and 90’s have become something like a dark opposite to modern superheroes. Where normally you’d root for the hero to save the day through their virtuous actions, fans such as myself found great joy and deranged glee in cheering on slasher villains as they cut a bloody swathe through the multitude of hapless victims that wandered into their path of carnage! I always find myself coming back to these “super-antiheroes” as a source of entertainment and gory inspiration and it’s how I’ve chosen to spend the next year of my artistic output.

“Slashers” is a figure subscription service that will focus on one of the classic slashers flicks each month. The “KILLER” subscription will include a highly detailed figure of one of the classic slashers delivered to your door every month for $40. The “MASSACRE” subscription will include the figure as well as a special accessory piece for $60 a month.

For the first edition, we’ve chosen Jason from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. This version of the big man is my favorite plus there’s a Friday the 13th this month!

Jason is depicted as the rotting, water-logged skeletal corpse he’s seen as in the film holding his signature machete! Cast in solid white resin with blood red acrylic rub. (Jason stands 6.5″)

Those who subscribe at the “MASSACRE” level will also receive “Jason’s Tombstone”. Jason’s temporary resting place has been choked by weeds and vines and his iconic hockey mask has been left to await his next return. Cast in solid white resin with blood red acrylic rub. (Stands 2.75″)

(Although canonically destroyed in the sixth film, I really wanted to include Jason’s headstone as it’s a touchstone to the character that I’ve always responded to.)

* Going forward, each month will be a mystery shipment! You can rest assured however that we will be covering all the heavy hitters as well as a few of the more obscure fan-favorite slashers! All will be cast in white resin with the same blood red acrylic rub*

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February 2023 Edition

March 2023 Edition

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I’d like to take a moment to say “Thank You” to each and every one of you. Whether you’re a new subscriber or have been with us from the beginning, you folks really are the best and I look forward to bringing many more years worth or ghoulish enjoyment to your doorstep!

“Slashers” is available in the US ONLY!

Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to Slashers. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Each edition of “Slashers” is $40 for the Killer subscription and $60 for the Massacre subscription . You’ll be billed immediately when you purchase and then every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will Slashers ship?

Slashers will ship the last week of the next month. (Order in June, ships end of July.)

When is the deadline to subscribe?

Deadline to subscribe is the last day of every month.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at thecryptocurium@gmail.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the year!

Why is Slashers only available in the US?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer Slashers internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind since Covid and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.