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Halloween Surprise

BING BONG! “Trick or Treat!”

For those of us who are too old or unable to trick-or-treat on Halloween night, there are no sweeter sounds at the doorstep. That parade of creativity, costumes, and self-expression is the beating heart of All Hallows — and what makes it so special.

But… what if the trick-or-treaters came to your door every month? And what if those visitors stepped forth from beyond the veil?

With our new subscription, Halloween Surprise, that’s exactly what will happen.

Each month, you’ll receive a brand-new, original handmade Halloween figurine from your friends here at Cryptocurium. And unlike mystery boxes, there’s no guessing game — we’ll reveal the figure each month, so you’ll always know which All Hallows treasure is on the way.

Because Halloween should never be just one night!

“Halloween Surprise” is now our permanent monthly subscription going forward

We’ll be revealing each month in advance so you can see exactly where the Halloween Surprise subscription is headed!

No mystery boxes, no tricks — just treats. Every month you’ll know what handmade Halloween creation is on its way to your doorstep.

Also… You don’t have to stay subscribed! You can join today and cancel today if you just want this month’s figure. If you need assistance please reach out to thecryptocurium@gmail.com

“Coffin Cadaver” – November 2025 Edition

Coffin Cadaver – “Halloween has come and gone, but it never truly ends. What lingers are the remains: the rotted pumpkins, the leaves in the gutter and the last candy at the bottom of the pail. These are the remnants, the bones of Halloween. A human skeleton in its own coffin, equal parts memento mori and a nostalgic nod to Mr. Bones, the candy that once rattled in tiny plastic coffins.”

Coffin Cadaver is a pocket memento mori for November: a human skeleton at rest in its coffin with lid. (Stands 5″)

(There are four versions of Coffin Cadaver. Depending on your subscription level you’ll receive either one of the Acrylic rub versions or one of the Fully Painted versions. Please see the info-graphic below.)

Subscription Options: (There are four different options. Please ready carefully.)

Treat Bag – Includes the figure of the month with an acrylic rub –$40

Pumpkin Pail – Includes the figure of the month with an acrylic rub plus an exclusive accessory – $60

Haunted Harvest – Includes the figure of the month fully painted – $50

Halloween Haul – Includes the figure of the month fully painted with an exclusive accessory – $75

If you’d like to change or update your subscription level please feel free to reach out at thecryptocurium@gmail.com

No tricks here — each month’s treat is revealed ahead of time, so you know exactly what’s coming!

CLICK BELOW TO SUBSCRIBE

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I’d like to take a moment to say “Thank You” to each and every one of you. Whether you’re a new subscriber or have been with us from the beginning, you folks really are the best and I look forward to bringing many more years worth or ghoulish enjoyment to your doorstep!

“Halloween Surprise” is available in the US ONLY!

I’m already subscribed. Will I need to re-subscribe?

If you’re already subscribed, your subscription will rollover and you’re good to go. However, if you want to upgrade to the “Fully-Painted” option you’ll need to cancel and resubscribe. If you need assistance, feel free to reach out at thecryprocurium@gmail.com or message me on Instagram.

Awesome! How do I subscribe?

Click the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. You will need to have a Paypal account to subscribe to Halloween Surprise. Don’t worry though, it’s really easy!

How much is it per month and how does the billing work?

Halloween Surprise has four different options to subscribe. See the info graphic above for full details.

You’ll be billed immediately when you purchase and then every month after on the same day you purchased originally. (January 9th, February 9th, March 9th…..etc)

When will Halloween Surprise ship?

Halloween Surprise will ship the last week of the next month. (Order in June, ships end of July.)

When is the deadline to subscribe?

Deadline to subscribe is the last day of every month.

Will I be able to cancel?

Yes of course, however you will miss out on exclusive items that will not be produced or offered again! Cancellations can be processed through your original confirmation email from Paypal. You can always contact me if you need help at thecryptocurium@gmail.com

Also, you can subscribe and unsubscribe as you like but I do hope you stay subscribed for the duration!

Why is Halloween Surprise only available in the US?

To put it simply, shipping is just too much to offer Halloween Surprise internationally and still have it be worth it for both you and us. Also, international customs has not been kind since Covid and as our fan base increases I’d like to keep headaches and unsatisfied customers to a minimum.